Now for something completely different

The native or ‘bush bees’ are gone for the winter,i have talked about them to a few bloggers recently and described their small but rotund bodies and erratic behaviour..this makes them very hard to photograph and I have spent hours sitting patiently just to get a few snaps..they prefer almost exclusively blue or purple flowers,so the Catnip is very popular with a white but purplish tinge.


Hi i'm Doc

Hi i’m Doc

Hi everyone i am Doc.

A little bit about me

I was born on 17th October 2002

My grandma (fozziemum) bought me for my dad and she has since dognapped me and held me captive!

You see when dad left home mum said it would be unfair to take me away from Forrest and plus dad has to work and so grandma (who is lazy) said he can stay with me because i am always there.

I am a foxterrier x mini fox terrier…grandma says i am a foxual terrier (i think she means cos i am cute or she is one sick unit! )

Grandma calls me foxual

Grandma calls me foxual

I am a real active boy,and because of this i have had several accident *remembers and shudders*

The first one was my see i love to run like i am being chased by a dog catcher!

I had to have a knee was not nice..the vet (at the bad place) told my grandma i had to be kept still for weeks…and then he laughed..grandma said it wasn’t funny how was she supposed to keep me quiet for such a long time,she said i wasn’t a Basset Hound..i dont know what she meant.

Grandma slept by the fire on the doggie beds with me all night *touches chest with paw* it was so nice to have her comfort me.

Soon i was back to my old fantastic/overactively annoying self.

Playing chase with my bro Forrest (we call him Fozzie) and the smelly fat/delicious sheeps

That's Oscar the sheeps he is smelly/delicious !

That’s Oscar the sheeps he is smelly/delicious !

Then much laters grandma thought i had a cancers …her and grandad had lost our friends Simba and Merlin ( those cats that make the chips in hot oil noises when we bother them) and were very upset.

Dr Findlay (at the bad place) said we need to operate…grandma was leaking from the eyes alllll morning..until the Dr rang and said it is okay it was a deeply imbeded grass deep for so long that it then blew up in my armpit!..



Grandma stayed with me...

Grandma stayed with me…

Mr bro Fozzie is always there for me ..even when i get scratched up by the rose bush…

Forrest tending my wounds/tasting me

Forrest tending my wounds/tasting me

We play together

My bro Fozz

My bro Fozz

I like to help around the place/intefere…when we moved we needed to fix stuff up..grandma loves cooking and she said the kitchen was hid-e -mouse…so i helped with ‘site management’ i did this by yelling at the peoples that were breaking grandmas kitchen..this made me tired!

I just got so tired i fell asleep on the job

I just got so tired i fell asleep on the job

I have to help with crumbs when grandma misses her mouth and her tongue can’t reach the floors

I am right here grandma so don't worry if you get clumsy

I am right here grandma so don’t worry if you get clumsy

I yell at grandad when he gets the noisy chasemonster out and so he thought i could indeed help…i didn’t like it so i quit!

Maybe i don't want to help with the noisy chase monster

Maybe i don’t want to help with the noisy chase monster

I don’t like baths…i don’t like smelling all pretty..grandma has to get in the bath with me in her shorts and t shirts because that’s the best way to humiliates me she says *grumbles and licks bum*

Please grandma ...really

Please grandma …really

I would much rather get clean in the dirty smelly yabbie filled waterhole that grandma swear at ( she always calls it the dam! ) grandma keeps me and Fozzie on long leads because we don’t know how deep this dam thing is

This is a better smell than grandmas bath!

This is a better smell than grandmas bath!

I can be one time i got up high on the bench when no one was watching/caring and i found the left overs..grandma growled at me*frowns* but then she took my picture..because i am cute …

Helping with the dishes..really i am!

Helping with the dishes..really i am!

We celebrate my birthday with treats that i am not allowed all the time..because i got Pan-cre-at-eyetis once and was in hospital three days or 21 doggie sleeps..

Happy birfdays to me

Happy birfdays to me

And i love Santa..i know when he is coming i hear his hat and my grandma and grandad laugh cos i almost hyper-vent-imilations with excitement..i stare at Santa all season until Grandad suffocates him in a bag and puts him in the roof!

Where is Santa?

Where is Santa?

To finish i would like to say some more things.

1.I never had a flea ever..and when i scratch grandma says she will buy me some fleas for xmas so i have a real reason to scratch.

2.Anyone who comes here to my house is coming to kill grandma..i just know it

3.I have never been a dad because grandma made me get a newt-turning

4.I think all black cats smack..because they do cept Cleo who hasn’t done the frying chips in hot oil noise at me yet

5.My dad got married to my Aunty Sarah last year and now she is my stepmums

6.My grandma tells my dad not to ‘razz’ me up when he comes..cos i start to cough a bot and grandma says i will get grass lips (when i need to chew grass and then backwards eat)

Thanks everyone for reading my story/tail .

Tomorrow i have an idea who is next on creature feature so i wait for their SPOTLIGHT .

Have a great day







Don’t fence me in

Farm fencing

Farm fencing

A man outstanding in his field

Happy birthday to my wonderful hubbie…indeed a man outstanding in his field.ImageMy best friend and the person i have grown up with and am also rapidly aging with..the man who i have known since i was a 16 year old and the man i will probably see through tired old eyes if i am so lucky.

Father of our kids,giver of dog treats to our boys and rubber of our cats bellies…flock leader to our sheep…happy birthday my are indeed outstanding in your field 🙂

Introducing the woolly family

Introducing the woolly family

Felix,Oscar and Jock…the three amigos…
With 11 acres to graze..when we let them free range the property (they are usually in a 2 acre paddock) they spend the day doing laps of the house…girly sheep..they follow you like dogs and are the most amazing pets..many a day i spend lying in the paddock getting very very smelly sheep kisses…that ruminant belly produces some awful gas!

Even different species get along..why can’t we

ImageOscar the merino cross and Dinnermintz the ginger girl meet up for a kiss.With all the craziness in the world it makes me wonder that two different species with nothing in common can feel no preconceptions about each other,can look at each other with curiosity and wonder and not feel the need to fear each other.

And we are supposed to be the intelligent species….hmmmm

Our Sunburnt Country

Our Sunburnt Country

We are indeed a sunburnt country,rain has been limited and the ground is sadly lacking any moisture.As Autumn is here i usually find myself starting to nest,i like to refresh the garden for winter and prepare the grounds for the big chill.It seems i will be against mother nature this time and with burning off to do i feel hesitant to strike a match when the ground is so unforgiving.