Hi everyone i am Doc.
A little bit about me
I was born on 17th October 2002
My grandma (fozziemum) bought me for my dad and she has since dognapped me and held me captive!
You see when dad left home mum said it would be unfair to take me away from Forrest and plus dad has to work and so grandma (who is lazy) said he can stay with me because i am always there.
I am a foxterrier x mini fox terrier…grandma says i am a foxual terrier (i think she means cos i am cute or she is one sick unit! )
I am a real active boy,and because of this i have had several accident *remembers and shudders*
The first one was my knee..you see i love to run like i am being chased by a dog catcher!
I had to have a knee reconstruction..it was not nice..the vet (at the bad place) told my grandma i had to be kept still for weeks…and then he laughed..grandma said it wasn’t funny how was she supposed to keep me quiet for such a long time,she said i wasn’t a Basset Hound..i dont know what she meant.
Grandma slept by the fire on the doggie beds with me all night *touches chest with paw* it was so nice to have her comfort me.
Soon i was back to my old fantastic/overactively annoying self.
Playing chase with my bro Forrest (we call him Fozzie) and the smelly fat/delicious sheeps
Then much laters grandma thought i had a cancers …her and grandad had lost our friends Simba and Merlin ( those cats that make the chips in hot oil noises when we bother them) and were very upset.
Dr Findlay (at the bad place) said we need to operate…grandma was leaking from the eyes alllll morning..until the Dr rang and said it is okay it was a deeply imbeded grass seed..so deep for so long that it then blew up in my armpit!..
Mr bro Fozzie is always there for me ..even when i get scratched up by the rose bush…
We play together
I like to help around the place/intefere…when we moved we needed to fix stuff up..grandma loves cooking and she said the kitchen was hid-e -mouse…so i helped with ‘site management’ i did this by yelling at the peoples that were breaking grandmas kitchen..this made me tired!
I have to help with crumbs when grandma misses her mouth and her tongue can’t reach the floors
I yell at grandad when he gets the noisy chasemonster out and so he thought i could indeed help…i didn’t like it so i quit!
I don’t like baths…i don’t like smelling all pretty..grandma has to get in the bath with me in her shorts and t shirts because that’s the best way to humiliates me she says *grumbles and licks bum*
I would much rather get clean in the dirty smelly yabbie filled waterhole that grandma swear at ( she always calls it the dam! ) grandma keeps me and Fozzie on long leads because we don’t know how deep this dam thing is
I can be naughty..like one time i got up high on the bench when no one was watching/caring and i found the left overs..grandma growled at me*frowns* but then she took my picture..because i am cute …
We celebrate my birthday with treats that i am not allowed all the time..because i got Pan-cre-at-eyetis once and was in hospital three days or 21 doggie sleeps..
And i love Santa..i know when he is coming i hear his hat and my grandma and grandad laugh cos i almost hyper-vent-imilations with excitement..i stare at Santa all season until Grandad suffocates him in a bag and puts him in the roof!
To finish i would like to say some more things.
1.I never had a flea ever..and when i scratch grandma says she will buy me some fleas for xmas so i have a real reason to scratch.
2.Anyone who comes here to my house is coming to kill grandma..i just know it
3.I have never been a dad because grandma made me get a newt-turning
4.I think all black cats smack..because they do cept Cleo who hasn’t done the frying chips in hot oil noise at me yet
5.My dad got married to my Aunty Sarah last year and now she is my stepmums
6.My grandma tells my dad not to ‘razz’ me up when he comes..cos i start to cough a bot and grandma says i will get grass lips (when i need to chew grass and then backwards eat)
Thanks everyone for reading my story/tail .
Tomorrow i have an idea who is next on creature feature so i wait for their SPOTLIGHT .
Have a great day
Yow Foxy Doc!!! You iz absolutelly da bestest doggie!!! Ya do da dishez n help wif chorez n clean up around da house!!! Me lubz how you n Forrest n Fozz are such guud furendz n you even iz furendz wif Oscar da sheep…me never met a sheep befur!!
Me Mum sayz you look adorable in yer pawty hat!!!
Me haz to say you are speshell n we iz purrleezed to meet ya!!!
Have fun n bee carefull Doc….
Yer new furnedz, Nylablue n SherriEllen
Thanks Nylablue!! i do try hard at working the lands..and even when i am sleeping..like now in fronts of the fire with Forrest i am waiting to moves if someone comes to murddulate my grannie! In fact Grandmas car was stolen on the back of a murdulators truck this morning..grandma says her car is sick and so it had to go to the dr..but i know the murdulator wanted to get grannie so i had to stay inside..Forrest just attacks with licks on my behalfs 🙂 Grandma said to me you stay inside and bee-hive yourself..the sheeps are good and funny the cats are ok but Forrest(fozzie granny always calls him..why she called him Forrest and never calls him Forrest is a odd thing)he is my bro,he is much bigger than me but i am still his big bro..odd? I will be careful Nylablue and i like to have friends and its good we are 🙂 Doc xx
Yikez me hopez no one iz gonna murderlate yer Grammie-Mum!!! Carz do get sick n dey go on sumfing called a Toe Truck…me nose diz ’cause me Mum used to be a Toe Truck Hoperateor many yearz ago…me hopez da care comez home feelin better 😉
So Forrest iz Fozzie den?? Me n Mum are now confussed alot…we lub da pic of you n him wif just one of yer eyez showin!!! Great piccie!
Did ya know me Mum just figured out we were not followin yer blog?? Me waz ‘like Mum we iz apposta be followin dem!!’ so she came over n clicked on so we can follow you….sowwy it tooked so long…Mum can be so slo…..must bee da Fibro-meowsha, MOL!!!
Bye fer now, Nylablue n Mum xo
Thats okay Nylablue..fibro-meowsha does that heheh and mum didn’t even know you wasn’t and thought you was so her meowsha is good too hehehe Yes Forrest is Fozzie..so mum (bev ) is fozzies mum aka fozziemum..it’s all the knicker-names that make it confusing bye fer now from Doc xx
MOL glad we got dat sorted out Doc!!! Mum had me confused too!!!!
As fer nickernamez me haz a bazillion it seemz: Chubby Chicken (see pix); Sweet Feet (me fave); Lil Didi (sister in Punjabi); PawPawz n Bubba PawPawz….oh n Flompy Gurl…oh n Kitty Gurl….it iz a miracle me nose who me iz!! 😉
Nickernamez are fun are’t dey??
Heehehehehe we all got bad Knickernames Nylablue…me i got boppie,Forrest got Fozzie..Fozzie b bear…Fozzie boo boo bear,Dinnermintz got ginger pudding,fattymince and mums favourite for her is sexy banana pants,Cleo gets..peppermint pattie,peps, Marbles gets Moopie,Pickles gets pip.pipsqueak…yes we get very confused hahahaah
Doc xxxx 🙂
MOL n Mousiez dat iz alot of knickernamez!!! Me can’t believe it!!! Me iz glad it iz not jsut me Mum who haz a bazillion namez fer me!!! Purrleeze bare wif me az me figurez out whoze who in yer house! 😉
Boppie…dat iz cute…oh n FattyMince iz MOL…me finkz it iz simmelar to Chubby Chicken?? Hu’manz are so funny!!!
Hope you have snuggled Mum today; she had sum truuble dere!!!
~~head rubz~~ Nylablue
Mumz is all the same..sings stoopid songs too..MOL yes Chubby Chicken MOL we both must be what mum calls pluxurious in size MOL!!! i have gived mum a headbutts with kitty juice..she says yuks but too much lubbs and i dribbles…head butts and dribbles to you too Nylablue xxxxx
Yer Mom singz to ya too?? me Mum haz three songz she made up fer me n she singz me 2 fave songz: Is This Love by Bob Marley n Lady Blue by Leon Russell….she iz tone def but so sweet to sing to me dat me now lubz her voice or maybee ME iz def???
Me lubz dat werd Pluxurious….dat iz me fer shure!!!
Phankz fer da kissez; me don’t mind a bit of drool 🙂
Hehe songz..when we go to kitty guantanamo bay(the barfroom) at night ..cos mum doesn’t like the wayz we do speedcarz and curtain dancing at night thru the house,we have our cosie beds,freshmeat for supperz and mum sings all the single kitties! she sings bad and grandad laughs..mum says to
dad you better singz to them if i ‘pop off’ and he says no if you dye i am not singing to the cats and dogz..boo dad we lub songs…kisse to you nylablue hehehe xx
Yow Doc me Mum iz a bit tone deef too…but she makez such an effort…singin to me n strokin me…she iz so lubly to even try….Mum tried to keep me outta da bedroom da ferst week me came to her, MOL/BOL/LOL. Dat lasted fer an hour each nite….me did scitchin scratchin at da door & eeowwin….Mum realized we waz meant to be together!!! 😉
Now me haz da run of da place n Mum playz wif me den brushez me befur she goes to bed!!! Den me iz more relaxed n don’t tear about as much….
Hope all iz well wif ya all.
Lub Nylablue xo
Its so nice to know about you. Loved all your pics (esp you taking a bath with grandma…he he) You and grandma seem to share a very special bond 🙂
I have a question though….how do you know that anyone who comes to your place is coming to kill grandma. They might be coming to cuddle you too 🙂
Thankyou Dushtu 🙂 yes me and grandma love each other heaps! but i still don’t like the bath! Grandma thinks i am silly to worry when people come here..eventually i am fine and love the attention..but …they turn up and that’s it..i am like a cracker…Murdulators beware 😉 sloppy doggy kisses Doc
kisses to you too Doc 🙂
A pleasure to meet you dear Doc. It does seem like you’ve had a few thrills and spills so far but come back asking for more! Love that first photo – just want to give you a great big hug 😀
Thank you so much! i do love hugs! and yes i am often put on “light duties” due to my over exuberance …i keep grannie on her toes for sure 🙂
Hi Doc! It’s really fantabulous learning ALLLLLLLLLL about your world. You’ve had quite some adventures haven’t you?! Some fun and some not so fun with your ouchies and operations and stuff. I’m glad you’re OK now. You have a lot of grand adventures around your house don’t you?! My Mom says you really are quite huggable and trust me – that’s a good thing! It sure is fun learning all about you and all your animal family (and a few humans) – it sounds to me like there’s never a shortage of things to do, see, play with – OR get in the occasional trouble over – isn’t that grand????!!!! 😀 😀 😀
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
Hi Sammy it sure is always interesting! grannie (fozziemum) keeps me in line with rough and tumble,if i get a bit sore from a big game the next day we walk around the property instead..but Sammy the rabbits…they tempt me everytime and poor grannie gets dragged all over the place by me and Forrest heehehe i am honoured your mum thinks i am huggable *blushing now* grannie does too and we smooch a lot.Big sloppy dog slurps Doc 🙂 🙂 🙂
Oh Dog, Doc – you had a lot of adventures. I’m glad your surgery went well and you are well again. (Oh this cone of shame!) I don’t like to take a bath too – that’s totally horrible and I’m afraid they want to drown me in this bathtub. Maybe you can send me some of your christmas-fleas and I can breed them till the next mothersday? I’ll bet that would be really an under-the-skin-going gift hahaha
Bol easy just found your message..think mumz puterwebbernutz is nutz! yez the cone of shamez is hideouz,and I am veteranz at operationz now..think I should get the game! I save xmas fleas and you can share the lovez with ya mumz BOL mumz eyez go like lollipops if I itches I do it on-porpoise BOL 🙂